I didn't mean for this to be a brain-damaged post. I really didn't; but have you ever had so much goofy stuff rolling around in your head that it keeps getting in the way of constructive, rational thinking? I'm so there. Junk, I tell ya! Dumb stuff like this eventually has to be vocally expressed or put on paper, so here it goes:
1. I have a theory that you can silence a teenager by duct-taping their thumbs down so they can't text. I wonder if any of you moms out there will test my theory and get back to me on your findings.
2. I was reading the account of the births of Jacob and Esau. It said Esau was the firstborn and that he was covered all over with reddish hair. What a strange thing to say about an infant. Did that mean he was such an ugly baby that you had to hang meat around his neck just to get the dog to play with him? Or, did he have hypertrichosis--like Jo Jo the Dog Boy that used to be in the circus? Reddish hair too. Bet he looked like Chewbacca. Instead of crying, did he do that Chewie "Aaaauuuuggghhhh" sound? Esau was a wookie!!
I've got more, but I'll dump those on you later. Thanks for indulging my silliness.
Love Ya,
God Bless
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HEY!! Don't make fun of hairy babies! My Jessica was a very hair baby and it looked a little chimp like... shhhhh... don't tell her you know. She didn't look like a freak but she had a fuzzy back and not much hair so I would say the Fuzzy Wuzzy poem to her.
To shut the kids up, turn off the computer and then ask them a question. The silence then becomes deafening.
Lis, you're a hoot!!
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